[PAS] Polytechnic Anime Society

In recent news, I have learned that the apartment building that our current PAS President, Raymond, resides in was destroyed in a fire that happened during the night.

I was watching the eleven o’clock news and, chatting with him online when he suddenly signed off and stopped responding.  I thought nothing of it, but a little later there was a report of an apartment fire in Flushing, and i recognized the building as the one our president lived in.

I have sent texts and have tried calling him, and he has not responded. I hope he is okay.

[Edit]
A pack of wild moose, investigators report, have escaped from the zoo and found the little apartment of our President their refuge. Raymond protested, but was quickly silenced by a moose mating call… after wild procreation, the moose pack started searching around for boose… that is when one of them stepped on a claymore, carelessly lying around, and the whole place went up in flames.
It is true, you are reading it on the internets!